yea, so, funny thing happened to me today... course it wasnt funny at the time it was happening... was comin home from college, and i havent gotten my license yet, gettin it on april fools day, so for now i take the bus home... grabbed a sandwich from subway for dinner and realized that i didn't have a dollar note for the bus (for some reason i was carryin a $10 hk note that i mistakened that for a US dollar bill). 

so i then decided that id jus pay for some random persons dinner in subway, wit my credit card n get them to pay me in cash.  first person i saw was a lady lining up to order so i went up to her and was like "scuse me...?" and the bitch jus looked away as if i were some trash... so then i was like:

DeeJ: Hi, excuse me ma'am, but im in a bit of a situation, you see, i'm outta cash and i need some for the bus, but..

Her: Sorry, I am not going to give you any money ok, have a nice evening, GOODBYE

DeeJ: no, no! you dont understand i jus wanted to...

Her: (raising her voice so everyone around could hear) Look im not going to give you money ok, leave me alone or ill call the police

Stupid biatch heh... maybe i should lose the bleached hair n goatee...yea well, im off now, got a spanish test tomorrow and ive barely revised crap... take it easy

EDIT: hey, jus got another hilarious clip, check it out: http://dwd.hu/

aite, jus short update, got somethin to share... and its a must for people who watch the simpsons or are even in the least bit interested... funniest shit ive seen in a while, so make sure u guys check it out

http://www.badmash.org/singhson.php

It seems like just yesterday when i began my first semester and was wondering when I'd be able to transfer to a proper university.  Daymnnn time has flown.  Im into my second semester, things seem to be pickin up and well i'm jus waitin a month more for my driver's license.

Things are pickin up pretty well here though, copin well with the subjects, meetin quite a few people, and i've got a year pass to 6 flags magic mountain haha.  The community college i'm in is filled with seriously stupid people... pisses me off sometimes cuz i feel like im talkin to people with a brain capacity lower than my bro. Here's a list of the 4 most hilarious things i've heard people say in the last 2 weeks here

Top 4 stupidest things (Yea, i know.... too much David Letterman) :

4. "Yo, you're from hk?  Seriously?  You don;t look Chinese" (this coming from a chinese)

3. "Yeah, i guess you wouldn't be used to driving like us, you guys travel round hk on bikes right?"

2. "Hey that American Desi movie was pretty good, but why dont they just call it 'American Indian'?"

1. A: "You're from Hong Kong?  How's  the sushi down there?" 

    Me: "Sushi?  Wtf you on bout man, it's dimsum!"

    A: "Same difference"

Yea, well all the same, though the people here aint exactly the brainiest, they're pretty coo and friendly n they know how to take care of a foreigner, so 'sall good... anyway keep in touch yall and take care

Oh and one more thing, if any of you plan on comin here hit me up, should have my driver's license by then and you guys have got to try the fast food here.  I would say that's the only thing worth comin here for...

aite this is gonna be the most random post, but im bored as hell from all this revision, need a break. 

I was jus readin some online news crap and while Saddam was in custody and being questioned 'what he would do next' he replied by saying he wanted to visit disneyland.  haha fuck that was the funniest shit ive heard in a while.  no offence to anyone though, and dun get the idea that i support him or anythin but haha what a cocky mofo.

anyway, im leavin LA Thursday nite 1130pm PT, arrivin hk bout 6ish am HK time

gonna c yall soon, cant wait

Damn!  its been quite a while since ive posted... then again i never was really consistent.  jus got bak from a thanksgiving cruise to mexico n bak.  was pretty coo and i finally got to party n drink (since we were in international waters, the legal age went bak down to 18).

The cruise itself wasnt all that great.  no sports, no basketball courts, jus 2 basic pools, gym... thats bout all i was interested in.  but fuck, the nightlife was hella good.  met quite a few ppl, went clubbin every nite, basically caught up on wat ive been missin out on since i got here.

mexico was pretty coo too.  we checked out 3 islands... i think one was called cabo san lucas, dun rememba the other 2.  aite well i aint gonna bother goin on too much bout this shit cuz i know yall are only readin this for the photos so go ahead, oh n im gonna b gettin more soon from the other ppl once they mail me the pics so ill prob be updatin again soon

aite, first off i want yall to meet my long lost jamaican twin bro. 

heh and this here is me gettin my hair done.  honestly i dunno y i did it, but there wasnt much to lose i guess, if i dint like it i could remove the bands easily.  surprisingly the chicks loved it which turned out good for me heh

aite this is at the same beach when we were on a boat goin for this tour and i jus took a pic of this rock cuz it looks like the outline of scooby doos head (with the right of his head facing the cam).  yea and to all you wankers out there deciding if im sad enough to go forming images like these in my head, i dint, the tour guide pointed it out.

now check this shit out, we paid this guy like 10 bucks to jump off the cliff... you gotta be there to see how high the cliff actually is, and for those of u worryin, he landed aite, but he jumped in bout 10 mins later when someone paid him 5 bucks... bastard ripped us off... was hopin he'd land on the rocks afer i found that out, but no luck 

this guy here's a major playa.  name's chris and uh, yea thats all i know

ok left to right : pandu, me, pandus sis (dint talk 2 her much), lizzie and tony.  they were quite a coo bunch of ppl to hang with, though tony was quite an annoyin fuck.  hes italian and was tryin to act like he was in some mafia... u find a lotta random ppl in the states

yea, i look fuckin weird when im tipsy... thats lauren, she was stayin in the cabin right next to me so yea we chilled a lot.  got quite annoyin whenever she'd bring a guy back to her cabin though cuz she was one noisy chick

jenna, me and nathan.  not much else to say bout them.

now this guy here really took care of me and introduced me to all the 21 n up ppl.  ... cant rememba his name though haha.

why underage kids shouldnt drink... eric and lizzie. 

eric demonstrating why sex toys are useless when couches can fulfil a mans needs... im guessin he was still in his drunk state of mind.  what scares me a little is i think he took his demonstration a bit too seriously... notice the drops on the couch

not a clear shot but this is what got everyone drunk... tiny pieces of chocolate with alcohol in them... fuckin addictive, not to mention strong.

2 more drunk underage kids.  jason and tiffany

marie and will... o yea and this is the18 n up club

another jason, jeff n tina... all 3 cousins

me and another chris.  we all named him jack black though

chris' weird sister... forgot her name, jus met her on the last nite.  and u can see like 2 ppl in the background gettin it on, this was like at 3am after the club on the cruise closed.

jeff (the guys room we were in) me and chris' sis again

now this here's my homes greg.  hes jamaican and kept takin the piss outa my hair cuz he said it wasnt done rite heh.  anyway funny guy n all, good 2 hang wit... dunno where that ass came from and why all these hands r comin outta nowhere feeling it. 

yea well got shit loads more to post but aint gonna bother... and well, jus to add some news, later that nite all these chicks got into a 3 some french kissin thing... got some pics too haha, but i dint wanna post em up jus in case... i dunno heh.  anyway bout 2-3 weeks til i arrive in hk, jus gota bear with finals til then, everythins lookin good here, ill give all you guys a holla when i reach hk, tc